Hello World

Ok... Hello
Turns out blogging isn't as easy is it looks. Inspiration... Carrots! I will write a post about carrots. Or perhaps a little story or something;
Once Upon A Time there was a young carrot, skipping around in a meadow. Suddenly a big bad farmer appeared and started swearing profanely,
"F*** S*** B******* A***" Said the angry farmer, after noticing the escapee. Irritated by the rudeness of the farmer the carrot pulled out a F*CKING huge laser and, cackling maniacally, shot the farmer 37 times in the knee. The farmer screamed and fell to his knees knee, He then pulled out a shard of bone from his burnt foot and started stabbing the carrot relentlessly. The Carrot died in agony, the farmer and his family died of carrot poisoning, the entire world fell victim to a super-virus and they all lived happily ever after...

Hmmm, reckon that was good enough