The Apocalypse is nigh

So then, what to say today.

Apocalypse

Purrfect, The End of the World is something that people will always be interesting to people. What's really interesting though are the people who believe in it, I mean, who honestly thinks that a calender ending means the end of the world. My calender ends every year but if that meant the end of the world then that is one fuck-ton of cake. Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, apocalypse. I have a feeling I've already exhausted all my uses of "Apocolypse" and "End of the World"...

Errmm. Quickly, grab the Stegosaurus! I mean, the The-sourus, Rawrr! I think I may have gone a bit off track here... Exept wait, the world ended for the dinosaurs, didn't it? So it is relevant. Perhaps that is all that is going to happen. A big scary meaty-roar land on us and, POOF! No more us. And then perhaps in a few million years there will be a penguin with a remotely keyboard like machine tapping out something vaguely resembling a blog! Or then again, maybe not.

Pantomime 2012

Sorry, Non-existent viewers.

I didn't post anything yesterday as I was acting in a local pantomime. Cant claim to have been doing anything important though, standing in the background going YAY every now and then mostly covered what I did. Plus maybe a bit of singing and stuffle, tuffle, TRUFFLE!

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Anyway, now I need to think of what to do... I didn't really think this through when i made this blog. And I have no idea how to publicise it or anything. Or even how to make it viewable on search engines. Actually, that's what I am gonna try and find out now, I BID YOU PEOPLE OF EQUESTRIA GOODNIGHT!

PS Apparently the XBOX 720 is going to be crap.http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/01/27/xbox-720-to-feature-radeon-hd6670/. Doesn't matter to me though PCGaming FTW

ACTA

Hail Fellow People
I realise that yesterday I didn't actually introduce myself so;
HELLO WORLD!
Tadaaaa, done. Anyway now I need something to actually talk about. I've gotta try and avoid and foodstuffs so that its a bit dissimilar from yesterday. How about COCKEDUP ACTA. Turns out SOPA and PIPA were just a distraction, as if ACTA said,
"Hey, little brother SOPA, do you mind going over to america for a while and distract everyone so that I can more discreetly ruin the internet over here. Oh, and bring your friend PIPA too, he could be usefull"
And we fell for it didn't we. It seems the internet is tired after dealing with SOPA (http://www.sopa.org.uk/) and decided to go to sleep, ignoring the looming threat of Angry Cats Tickling Aliens, or "ACTA"

Hello World

Ok... Hello
Turns out blogging isn't as easy is it looks. Inspiration... Carrots! I will write a post about carrots. Or perhaps a little story or something;
Once Upon A Time there was a young carrot, skipping around in a meadow. Suddenly a big bad farmer appeared and started swearing profanely,
"F*** S*** B******* A***" Said the angry farmer, after noticing the escapee. Irritated by the rudeness of the farmer the carrot pulled out a F*CKING huge laser and, cackling maniacally, shot the farmer 37 times in the knee. The farmer screamed and fell to his knees knee, He then pulled out a shard of bone from his burnt foot and started stabbing the carrot relentlessly. The Carrot died in agony, the farmer and his family died of carrot poisoning, the entire world fell victim to a super-virus and they all lived happily ever after...

Hmmm, reckon that was good enough